Some Error Messages Planned for Microsoft Windows 2000
1-Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2-Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3-Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4-Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5-Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6-Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7-Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8-This will end your Windows session. Play again?
9-Windows: 'Mistake! Shall I format your brain?'
10-God: "Rebooting the universe, please log out"
11-Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12-BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13-COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
14-CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington DC? (Y/N)
15-File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16-Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17-Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User
18-Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19-WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER
20-User Error: Replace User
21-Windows VirusScan 1.0 - OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)
22-Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic